June 2012
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I am shaking
How dare you.
How dare you talk to another girl about those things.
How fucking dare you tell her about how you want her to wear yoga pants so that you can look at her ass.
You don’t get to have tickle fights with some other girl!
You don’t get to tell this girl WHO LIVES IN THE SAME HOUSE AS YOU that you two would have had SEX by now if you were single.
Gee no wonder I was...
April 2012
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I would like to tell you
That I love you.
But I’m scared that I will freak you out.
March 2012
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It would be nice...
If when I got home from being at work all day.
And you have been at home doing nothing but playing video games.
If you could take a break and actually talk to me instead of your friend over your PS3.
Just sayin’.
February 2012
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Happy 2 month asshat
Have fun spending it with your friends.
I’ll see you in … like 34 fucking hours.
January 2012
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My boyfriend
Basically lives with me, right?
He went home Thursday to get a tattoo, didn’t come back till like 5pm Saturday.
Was here, dropped some shit off and then was like, “Evan wants me to go to Meijier with him to get stuff for Beth’s pajama party tonight so I’m gonna go do that and then I’ll be back to chill for a bit before I leave again.”- prolly paraphrasing
He...
December 2011
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November 2011
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So Confused.
Last night he stayed over and we cuddled. I mean really cuddled. Like both of his arms wrapped around me holding me tight and rubbing my arm cuddled.
We don’t usually cuddle like that. Its usually him half ass draping his arm over my side.
I know that he knows I like him. He told me he deciphered a drunk text I sent him.
But he’s still my best friends ex… and my little.
I...
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I loved him: Part 2
Brad, was so emotionally damaged from his ex girlfriend. Anytime he had like sexual desires she would make him feel like he was wrong and disgusting for it. So Brad had so much anxiety about sex. Seriously, you could not change positions on this kid because he freaked out and lost his boner. The only time he could really enjoy sex was when we were drunk because he didn’t freak out. But...
October 2011
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I loved him: Part 1
So this next boy, was my last boyfriend.
Brad and I originally met freshman year of college, in music appreciation. He sat behind me, and I totally thought he was cute. But, I was dating Rob, so I was a good girl. I ran into him my sophomore year at Bed Bath and Beyond, he worked there. But, I was still dating Rob. Junior year, apparently he had come into the bookstore when I was working and told...
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captndizz-deactivated20120127 asked: What exactly do you look for in a S.O.?
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The Dark Period.
Alright, so I just realized that if I do all these boys individually its going to take FOREVER. And, these next 3 were one night stands SO, they are all going into this one post.
I’m pretty sure these are in the right order, but I could be wrong. Which I know, is terrible.
We’re now in Fall 2010.
Lets start with Anthony Palazzolo. He was in my fraternity, he was nice to me, he was...
September 2011
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Third Times A Charm
Hello again. At this point in the story, we’re still in the summer of 2010.
I have this really good friend, named Aaron. He and I dated in like… middle school. But we were always super close throughout high school.
Aaron has dirty blonde hair, brown eyes, hes not much taller than me. Hes skinny, but muscular. He is a drummer; a great drummer, actually. He had been living out in NYC...
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Boner
We had a tickle fight last night, I could totally feel his boner.
Gym shorts are kind of wonderful that way.
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Unplanned
So, this post is kind of breaking the order I was going in (chronological), but I think this is worth noting.
This is happening in my life right now.
Okay, so I am in a co-ed national service fraternity. We are currently inducting new pledges, and I will be getting a new little. This little, is actually someone I already know.
His name is Dustin, he’s 22, and he and my best friend dated...
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The Second Installment
To start again when I last left off, after breaking up with Rob, brings us to Michael.
Michael was from a town near mine, we had lot’s of friends in common. He is a skinny, not particularly tall boy, with brown hair and glasses. Kind of nerdy. We started hanging out that summer a lot (Summer of 2010). We would go to the lake, hang out on the pontoon. And we would have sex.
It started with...
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Hello Tumblr
I have had a particularly interesting “love live” recently. This blog is going to document my dating history and the recent happenings. Oh joy! I hope it’s as entertaining for you all to read it as it is for me to reflect on it.
Let’s start… at college, freshman year.
Only a couple short months after I started college I met Rob, my first college boyfriend. He was a...
